Bubble Wrap Day
January 30, 2012 - Get a roll of bubble wrap. Doesn't matter who you are, bursting those beady bastards makes everything right with the world... at least until the roll runs out.
Darwin Day
February 12, 2012 - Today, take a moment to think about the fact that it took millions of years and countless refinements to make you the person you are today.
Awkward Moments Day
March 18, 2012 - On this day, experiment with people's comfort level. For example, ride the elevator facing someone. Claim a funny smell that isn't yours.
Pillow Fight Day
April 7, 2012 - Just imagine how great it would feel to take Richard from accounting down a few notches with a perfectly timed and predigious blow to the head.
No Pants Day
May 4, 2012 - They're called many things, The Denim Prison, The Khaki Clink, The Loin Lockup. It's been ages since those alabaster poles you call legs have seen sun.
Recess @ Work Day
June 21, 2012 - Today, push yourself away from the desk and get a little air. When the bell rings for you to come back in, that grown-up stuff you were dealing with will feel like child's play.
I Forgot Day
July 2, 2012 - "Who are you? I don't know a Brian! Get off my lawn!" This day is a great way to practise your inevitable senility. If you're having a bad day - all the better.
Left Handers Day
August 13, 2012 - Everyone is born right-handed. Only the greatest overcome it. As left-handers, we never do anything right and we're proud of it!
National Video Games Day
September 12, 2012 - Whether it's solitaire, Farmville, or even sliding paddles and a square ball, you can't fight it. Video games are here to stay.
Increase your Phsycic Powers Day
October 31, 2012 - They say we use less than 10 percent of our brains - A little generous in my opinion.
Stay at Home Day
November 30, 2012 - Celebrate Stay at Home Because You're Well Day. Need a doctor's note to help convince your boss? We're here to help.
Festivus for the Rest of Us
December 23, 2012 - From its Seinfeldian origins, this holiday has taken on a life of its own. Leave Christmas to the Joneses. I'll take an aluminum pole over a pine tree any day.
